sasuke
09-27-2007, 09:17 PM
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo…
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
Donya: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.
Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
Amo: [nagpakamatay]
***
AMO: Inday! Nabalitaan mo ba ang nangyari kay Mang Tomas? Bumili ng nakaw na cellphone. Nakulong kahit inosente siya.
INDAY: Ganu'n talaga `yun, ati…
AMO: Aba'y nagmamarunong ka na ngayon, ha?!
INDAY: According to the provisions of the law on obligations and contracts, in that case, the law has the presumption that, `Ignorance of the law excuses no one from compliance thereof.'
AMO: Ay, ganu'n?!
***
"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much."
Iyan ang palusot ni INDAY nang sumabog ang microwave na ginamit niya.
***
"In accordance to the Labor Law of the Republic of the Philippines , all services rendered should be given just compensation…
"In relation, it is mandated by law than an incentive be given according to the length of his/her service in the said establishment or in this residence."
Iyan ang katwiran ni Inday nang humingi siya siya ng dagdag na sahod sa amo niya.
***
"In this world, what you orate gives a reflection of your inner self, your soul…
"Though I have nothing against your wisdom and philosophical approaches, it seems that I see a certain clash between our thoughts and your projected manners. "You seem to be flaccid sometimes a propos the way you establish a persiflage, and honestly it gives ennui to my work now making me an otiose person…"
Iyan naman ang sagot ni MANANG LABANDERA nang napuno na kay Inday.
***
"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy."
Sagot ni INDAY sa amo niya na ayaw siyang payagang mag-day-off
***
AMO: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda . . . Ay!? Oo nga pala, INGLESERA ka nga pala ngayon... Would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
INDAY: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes" although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be, "what type of fish? fillet or not? frozen or fresh? (pauses)
Aaaah! Given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple "ga-lewng-gong." Am I correct?
AMO: Ngiyahhh!
***
When Inday meets…
"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"
-- c inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate. ;D
***
Beauty Secrets ni Inday…
"The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into the skin layers to shine-free normalize oil secretions for a healthy and long-lasting skin."
Iyan ang sabi ni INDAY kay Maring habang nagpapahid siya ng Chin Chun Su.
****
AMO #1: Inday, ano ang gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi, eh!
AMO #2: Siguro, gumagamit ka ng papaya…
AMO #1: Baka naman kalamansi?
INDAY: No! Only Belo touches my skin! Who touches yours?
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
Donya: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.
Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
Amo: [nagpakamatay]
***
AMO: Inday! Nabalitaan mo ba ang nangyari kay Mang Tomas? Bumili ng nakaw na cellphone. Nakulong kahit inosente siya.
INDAY: Ganu'n talaga `yun, ati…
AMO: Aba'y nagmamarunong ka na ngayon, ha?!
INDAY: According to the provisions of the law on obligations and contracts, in that case, the law has the presumption that, `Ignorance of the law excuses no one from compliance thereof.'
AMO: Ay, ganu'n?!
***
"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I'll show you somebody who has never achieved much."
Iyan ang palusot ni INDAY nang sumabog ang microwave na ginamit niya.
***
"In accordance to the Labor Law of the Republic of the Philippines , all services rendered should be given just compensation…
"In relation, it is mandated by law than an incentive be given according to the length of his/her service in the said establishment or in this residence."
Iyan ang katwiran ni Inday nang humingi siya siya ng dagdag na sahod sa amo niya.
***
"In this world, what you orate gives a reflection of your inner self, your soul…
"Though I have nothing against your wisdom and philosophical approaches, it seems that I see a certain clash between our thoughts and your projected manners. "You seem to be flaccid sometimes a propos the way you establish a persiflage, and honestly it gives ennui to my work now making me an otiose person…"
Iyan naman ang sagot ni MANANG LABANDERA nang napuno na kay Inday.
***
"Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish our lost energy."
Sagot ni INDAY sa amo niya na ayaw siyang payagang mag-day-off
***
AMO: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda . . . Ay!? Oo nga pala, INGLESERA ka nga pala ngayon... Would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
INDAY: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes" although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing questions before I go to the wet market would be, "what type of fish? fillet or not? frozen or fresh? (pauses)
Aaaah! Given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple "ga-lewng-gong." Am I correct?
AMO: Ngiyahhh!
***
When Inday meets…
"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"
-- c inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate. ;D
***
Beauty Secrets ni Inday…
"The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into the skin layers to shine-free normalize oil secretions for a healthy and long-lasting skin."
Iyan ang sabi ni INDAY kay Maring habang nagpapahid siya ng Chin Chun Su.
****
AMO #1: Inday, ano ang gamit mo sa katawan? Ang kinis mo kasi, eh!
AMO #2: Siguro, gumagamit ka ng papaya…
AMO #1: Baka naman kalamansi?
INDAY: No! Only Belo touches my skin! Who touches yours?