shinshinobi
10-27-2007, 12:43 PM
Have you guys seen the movie Mallrats? Here's a short discussion in the movie...
Brodie Bruce (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Jason% 20Lee): It's impossible, Lois (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Lois%2 0Lane) could never have Superman's baby (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Son%20 of%20Superman). Do you think her fallopian tubes (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=fallop ian%20tubes) could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows his load (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=blows% 20his%20load) like a shotgun (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=shotgu n) right through her back. What about her womb (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=womb)? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his kid?
T.S. Quint (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Jeremy %20London): Sure, why not?
Brodie Bruce: He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Krypton (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Krypto n)ian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Earth) 's yellow sun (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=sun). If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Wonder %20Woman) has a strong enough uterus (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=uterus ) to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chick (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=chick) s is with a Kryptonite condom (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=condom ). But that would kill him.
Any other theories?:D
Brodie Bruce (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Jason% 20Lee): It's impossible, Lois (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Lois%2 0Lane) could never have Superman's baby (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Son%20 of%20Superman). Do you think her fallopian tubes (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=fallop ian%20tubes) could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows his load (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=blows% 20his%20load) like a shotgun (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=shotgu n) right through her back. What about her womb (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=womb)? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his kid?
T.S. Quint (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Jeremy %20London): Sure, why not?
Brodie Bruce: He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Krypton (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Krypto n)ian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Earth) 's yellow sun (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=sun). If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Wonder %20Woman) has a strong enough uterus (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=uterus ) to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chick (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=chick) s is with a Kryptonite condom (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=condom ). But that would kill him.
Any other theories?:D