Nasaan ang piso ?

[jon]

:D :) ;) :eek: Nasaan Ang Piso?
May natagpuan kang T-shirt sa department store, ito ay nagkakahalaga ng P97.00. Wala kang Pera, humiram ka sa nanay mo ng P50 at sa tatay mo ng P50.

Magkano na pera mo? (ans: P100)

Binili mo ang T-Shirt, Magkano sukli mo? (ans: P3)

Binalik mo ung piso sa nanay mo, magkano nalang ang utang mo sa nanay mo? (ans: P49)

Binalik mo ang isa pang piso sa tatay mo, magkano nalang utang mo sa tatay mo? (ans: P49)

Ang isang piso na sa iyo.

(eto na ang pang gulo) 49 + 49 ? (ans: 9

98 + piso na nasa iyo? (ans: 99)

NASAAN NA ANG PISO? SAGUTIN NYO:eek: :cool: :) :) :)

[mbstorun]

jon....hahahhahhah ano ba ito! di yata oobra ang katalinuhan ko dito hahahhah...pero sige try ko nga! yung piso siguro napunta dun sa +???:p hahha try lang yan di ko alam e...wala akong maisip!:confused:

[fire3]

jon...piso? nasa pinas...yen dito eh...heheh...:D joke lang...balik ako pag nakapulot ako ng piso....:D :)


(ans)diba yun piso nasa akin parin...?

[Hungry eyes]

Jon nakalimutan mo ba na bumili ka ng buko juice ..? piso isang baso noon ah..:D

[fire3]

Jon nakalimutan mo ba na bumili ka ng buko juice ..? piso isang baso noon ah..:D

hehhe:D ang problema kanino kaya sya bumili ng buko juice? nasa kanya yung piso ni jon...:eek: :eek:

[mbstorun]

jon...try uli....yung dalawang 49...dahil sa parehas sila so iisa lang ang tawag sa kanila so siguro gawa nun kaya kumulang ng piso..hahhahha:p asan ka na ba jon para malaman na ang sagot dyan??:p

[GreenHorn]

Ganito Yan... keeping in mind that the t-shirt cost 97 pesos... odd number di ba??? umutang ka sa nanay at tatay mo ng tig-50 pesos... 50 is even number di ba??? 100 less 97 is 3 di ba??? 3 is odd number ulit... ngaun ginulo tayo nung sinabing sinauli mo yung 1 peso sa nanay at tatay mo.. 1 plus 1 is 2... 2 is even number di ba??? resulting... 49 na lang ang utang mo sa nanay at 49 din sa tatay mo... 49 plus 49 is 98... tama yun... pero 98 is even number di ba??? 98 yung utang mo sa nanay at tatay mo... 97 yung t-shirt... 98 minus 97 equals 1... oh... na-gets nyo na kung nasaan yung nawawalang piso??? hehehehe...

[mbstorun]

GreenHorn...welcome to TF....buti nalang pumasok ka at hanggang ngayun palaisipan ko pa...ang galing ng intro mo ha...oo nga korek~ ka nga dun:p sige enjoy ka lang dito at andito lang ang mga nag~gagandahan....:c onfused:

[GreenHorn]

GreenHorn...welcome to TF....buti nalang pumasok ka at hanggang ngayun palaisipan ko pa...ang galing ng intro mo ha...oo nga korek~ ka nga dun:p sige enjoy ka lang dito at andito lang ang mga nag~gagandahan....:c onfused:

thanks... mukhang enjoy nga dito eh... kaya mo din naman sagutin yun kahit di ako pumasok dito... hehehehe... good day...

[mbstorun]

jon....nabisto na ang kasagutan mo...hahahah...sya next uli...meron pa ba jon??:p galingan mo lang at may pambato na kaya kami! :p

[jon]

good morning..:D :) ;) :cool:
ung piso na kay Jose rizaLtignan nyo man ung piso nyo..hahaha
anyway ,GREENHORN,may tama ka..kamay sa dibdib..he:) ;) :cool:hehehe:D


http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/smilies/laughing.gif http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/smilies/laughing.gif http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/smilies/laughing.gif http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif http://motorcyclephilippine s.com/forums/images/smilies/clap.gif

[gar]

waaaaa... :confused: hindi q pa rin magets kung nasan ung piso...

paki elaborate naman po..

nababaliw n aq sa kakaicp!!

[purpletablet]

nasagot ko na dati ito with matching computations kaso nakalimutan ko na iisipin ko ulit.. babalikan ko tong thread na ito pag nde na ako isogashii :D

[gar]

ohhh cge...

kelngan q lng tlga maliwnagan jan sa nkakabaliw n tanung n yan!!

[yui]

ohhh cge...

kelngan q lng tlga maliwnagan jan sa nkakabaliw n tanung n yan!!


Sorry makikisingit lang po...di ko alam kung updated pa po ito pero para sa iba pa pong naguguluhan.,..it`s a trick question.. Wala pong piso..hehehe...kumpl eto po ang pera. Itinago lang po ni jon :D