TONGUE TWISTERS

[kaori]

that will truly twist your tounge....:D
Bob Barber was barbarously
barbarized by the barbarity of a
barbarian barber in a barber's
barbarizing shop.
kayo din po share ng pampilipit dila.inumpisahan ko na po.:p

[chubby_kulot]

sali ako dito :king:

Palakang Kabkab,
kumakalabukab,
kaka-kalabukab pa lamang,
kumakalabukab na naman.

[chubby_kulot]

eto pa.... :roll:

Kalabit ng kalabit si Alabit na may bitbit sa balikat ng kanyang kalapit-kabalikat kapitbahay.

[jazzybabe]

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there i cry"forbear".

[kaori]

Si Ising ay may saging
Si Islaw ay may kalabaw
Si Isko ay may buko
Silang tatlo ay nagsalo-salo
Sa loob ng kubo ni Ka Doro.

[chubby_kulot]

ang sabi ni impo, kunin ang upo,
tagain ng bolo dalhin sa holo.

[chubby_kulot]

minaniko ni monica ang makina ni moniko.... :king:

[kaori]

A big bug bit a bold bald bear
and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

[megan]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where"s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? :scratch: :nono:

[megan]

She sells sea shells by the seashore.
The shells she sell are surely sea shells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells. :yippee:

[megan]

You've no need to light a night-light
on a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's lights a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light
When a night's light, like tonight's light
It is really no quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight. :whistle:

[kaori]

Naghintay nang naghintay ang naghihintay sa hinihintay
na ayaw magpahintay sa naghihintay na naghintay nang naghintay.
Maghihintay pa rin ba nang maghihintay ang naghihintay
sa hinihintay na ayaw magpahintay?

[kaori]

Waldo Fernando Blando of El Dorado can do and undo what others cannot do and undo.So,if you wish to do and undo what others cannot do and undo,call on Waldo Fernando Blando of El Dorado who can do and undo what others cannot do and undo.

[megan]

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup :coffee:

[megan]

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim,swan,swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan! :jiggy:

[maimai]

from my province dialect...:D



Ang balay ni belay libat.
ang balay ni libay libat :p

[maimai]

ito pa...:D


Mayamaya'y mamamanhikan si Aman sa mayamang si Maya malamang sa harap ng maraming mamamayan!:D :p

[maimai]

Pinaputi ni Tepiterio ang pitong puting putong patong patong:D :p

[chris_rock]

how much wood
would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood

:D

[maimai]

heheh~~kaori tsang na-e-enjoy yata ako dito~~:D :D
isa pa..


I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. :D :p

[maimai]

whaa~~hehehe~~ang hirap naman ..:p


Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas. :D :p

[maimai]

at ito pa~~:D

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?:p

[megan]

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

[megan]

Chester cheetah chews a chunk of cheep cheddar cheese.

[megan]

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

[megan]

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose.

[megan]

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

[jazzybabe]

I am not a pleasant plucker,
I am the pleasant plucker's mate.
I am only a plucking pheasant
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

[jazzybabe]

A flea and a fly up in a flue.
Said the flea,"let us fly!"
said the fly,"let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

[maimai]

Kakakanan lang sa kangkungan sa may kakahuyan si Ken Ken habang kumakain ng kakaibang kakanin kahapon. :D

[maimai]

Palakang Kabkab, kumakalabukab, kaka-kalabukab pa lamang, kumakalabukab na naman. :D

[maimai]

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning. :D

[jazzybabe]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck,he would,as much as,he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.;)

[megan]

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tangue to twist and turn, and twin an twat, to learn the letter "T".

[megan]

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.

[kaori]

hala...!talagang napipilipit ang dila ko habang binabasa ko lahat to.pero eto pa isa:
Sammy sitting singing
Sought Suzie Shaw
Since Suzie started sobbing
Sammy's stopped singing.:jiggy:

[mbstorun]

...I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw...:P

[mbstorun]

....I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish...:P

[chubby_kulot]

i love to love the love you loved but if you love the love the one that i`ve loved i wont love the love the love you love..... :roll:

[megan]

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :scratch:

[megan]

Love's feeling you feel when you feel you're going to feel the feeling you've never felt before.

[Dax]

Some examples of popular Japanese tongue-twisters (in Nihongo: hayakuchi kotoba) are:

"Tokyo tokkyo kyoka kyoku" and
"Tonari no kyaku ha yoku kaki kuu kyaku da"

Try saying them three times as fast as you can. :D

[megan]

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

[kaori]

Matulis ang lapis ni Inez.
Ang lapis ni Inez ay matulis.
Natusok ang katabing pulis.
Kaya si Inez tumalilis nang mabilis.

[nokiko]

botika bituka butiki:jiggy:

[kaori]

Humiyaw nang humiyaw ang bayaw ni Islaw
nang mahulog sa kalabaw si Islaw na may
dalang kakaw,sitaw at palitaw.

[kaori]

Nine numb ninnies notice
nine dumb nannies.

[kaori]

Palakang dapa laging nakadapa.
Kadadapa pa lamang
Dadapa na naman..:D

[kaori]

Young Dan will be Dan
When old Dan's done.

[ugnayan]

Salamat sa isang tasang mainit na salabat na napakasarap kahit maanghang at maalat.

[leftbehind]

A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.

[kokorokara]

namamugi
namagome
namatamago

[kokorokara]

Basu gasu bakubatsu

[crystal]

pasali nga ako dito~~~:D

Chester shucked the chestnuts and
Chuck chucked the schucks.
Did Chester shuck the chestnuts
faster than Chuck chucked the shrucks?
Or,did Chuck chuck the shucks faster
than Chester shucked the chestnut?

[japina]

masay ito pasali,

minekaniko ni monika ang makina ni moniko are tma ba ito:D

[crystal]

eto pa~~:D

Kumindat ng kumindat
ang kumikindat ng kindat na
ikinikindat ng mga kumikindat.

~~~~meron pa~~~

Nang-gaya nang nang-gaya ang
mang-gagaya na nang-gagaya sa
mga mang-gagayang mang-gagaya.

[infinite_trial]

namagakpak ang manok
sa pinamagakpakan
bakit hindi mamamagakpak
kung hindi pamamagakpakin

[crystal]

Dumaldal nang dumaldal

ang madaldal na dumadaldal

ng daldal na idinadaldal ng

mga dumadaldal~~~Repeat it 2x~~~:D

[kaori]

While we were walking,we were
watching window washers wash
windows with warm washing water....!:D

[kaori]

Who washed Willy White's white
wooden wardrobe when Willy
White's waherwoman went west?

[meteor]

Mr. Cook said to a cook Look at this cook-book
It's very good So the cook took the advice
of Mr. Cook and bought the book

[corey]

Can you Imagine imagenary minagery managing menagering imagenary minagery..

[corey]

I WI NA WA GAY WAY 5x

[kaori]

Paksa,pigsa,paksa
Pigsa,paksa,pigsa..!

[meteor]

she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
on the sea shore she sells sea shells,
sea shell she sells on the sea shore

[joeblack]

she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
on the sea shore she sells sea shells,
sea shell she sells on the sea shore


A man named Phoebe,
Wants to marry a lady named Baby,
Once marry;
Baby will be PHoebe Baby!

[sweety]

akomaki gami , aomaki gami,kimaki gami:D

[joeblack]

akomaki gami , aomaki gami,kimaki gami:D

Kinatay ni boy ang baboy
si boy ang kumatay sa baboy
niluto ni boy ang baboy
si boy nagluto sa baboy

[aviationlady]

basu gasu bakuhatsu 4X

[aviationlady]

sumomomo, momo mo, mou ureta kara, mou, urou :D

[joeblack]

sumomomo, momo mo, mou ureta kara, mou, urou :D

biko pala piko biko pala piko biko pala piko biko pala piko biko pala piko

[geminigirl]

i thought the thought i thought was the thought i thought, but the thought i thought was not the thought i thought.

betty bought a bit of bitter butter
but the bitter butter betty bought
was not a bitter butter. :)

[mOtt_erU]

There were a thousand thirty-three thermometers, though instead of a thousand thirty-six thin thermometers, which was three thermometers fewer than the thousand-thirty six we were expecting, not to mention that they were thick ones rather that thin ones.

[kaori]

A twister of twists once twisted a twist
And the twist that he twisted was a twisted twist
Now,in twisting this twist,if a a twist should untwist,the twist that
untwisted would untwist the twist.

[kaori]

He searches for riches and reaches his success.
The riches he searches make him reach his success.

[miyuki]

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock:)

[meteor]

Mayamaya'y mamamanhikan si Aman sa mayamang si Maya
malamang sa harap ng maraming mamamayan.

[kaori]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
He would chuck wood as much as he could
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

[yosi]

An balay ni bilay libat,an balay ni bilay libat,an balay ni bilay libat.:eek: whaaaaaat

[kaori]

Celia sat beside the seaside
Quite beside herself was she
For beside her on the leeside
No one sat beside her,see?

[tomika_77]

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie? :D

[kaori]

The fair breeze blew ;the white foam flew;the furrow followed free.

[bonbon'79]

minaniko ni monica ang makina ni moniko.... :king:

Baligtad po yata ito. Baka mas may sense pa po ito. Share ko lang po, ha?
Minakina ni Monico ang makina ni Monica...:)

[kaori]

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish.

[MISAchan]

butiki, bituka, botika:D

[jam]

ang relo ni leroy ay rolex

[yosi]

she sell shell ,fish from the seashore:)

[jam]

minimekaniko ni moniko ang makina ni monika

[LORIE]

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.:confused:

[kaori]

Fool Paul fools the fool who fools fool Paul's foolish pal.

[EllahMauiMar]

Pasko Paksiw:D

[kaori]

The Sunday school sings spiritual songs spiritedly.