hayaren
09-03-2006, 05:35 PM
hello TF family gusto ko lang po mabasa ninyo itong excerpt, differences daw between men and women medyo mahaba to sana magtiyaga kayo sa pagbabasa.
Later after you have gone thru the content, speak out your mind naman.:gossip:
Thanks a lot guys!!!:tiphat:
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ON RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her
tear ducts run dry, yaks on and on to her gfs,
writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the
shops at the mall and goes on a full beauty
make-over, all these in a month or less. Then she
goes on with her life. A man only reacts from 6
months to a year after the break-up. This is the 3
a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: "I hate you,
you ruined my life... Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY:
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-
year-old female can effectively care for an infant.
A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink
Emperador. That's why high school romances rarely
work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE:
A man uses the phone only if he has something
specific to say: "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym, 8
sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphic
message and hangs up after 6 minutes. A woman
doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend.
She can visit her gal pal for a week and upon
returning home, call the same friend and chat for
three hours!
ON HANDWRITING:
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us a
headache. Women's letters give men migraine:
she uses scented and colored stationeries and dot
her i's with circles and hearts. She writes to
DUMP him and puts a smiley face of a sunflower
at the end of the letter.
ON DIRECTIONS:
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gas
station and asks for directions. A male driver
simply won't, even if a little voice inside his head
is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin ng
buhay?" He'll drive around for two hours, trying to
figure a way out!
ON PHOTOGRAPHY:
Men take photography very seriously. They shell
out thousands of pesos for state-of-the-art
cameras and other equipments, build dark rooms
and take photography classes. Women buy
Kodak instamatics... and end up taking better pix.
ON BOXING:
Observe a couple watching a boxing match on
TV. Pacquiao knocks Morales and the wife
says, "Kawawa naman, ang sakit siguro."
Her husband groans, doubles over and actually
feels the pain.
ON VANITY:
Men are vain. They check their reflection on
mirrors every chance they get. Women will check
themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons,
silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald
head.
ON TOYS:
Little girls love toys but outgrow them at age 11 or
12. When little boys grow older, their toys just get
more expensive, not to mention SILLY and
IMPRACTICAL - mini TVs, car; phones, VIDEO
GAMES!
ON DRESSING UP:
Women will dress up to go to the mall, beauty
parlor or even the grocery store at the corner.
Men dress up for weddings.
ON HYGIENE:
A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor,
shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.
A woman has 247, including such indispensable
products as hypoallergenic eye cream, pore
refining;cleanser/toner/essence, dramatically
different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10
and apricot scrubs!!!
ON EATING OUT:
When eating out, men will each throw out large
bills. No one has a smaller bill and some unlucky
guy would end up paying. When women dine out,
as soon as the check arrives, out comes pocket
calculators!!
ON TRAVEL:
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack for 5
days worth of clothes and he will wear some
things twice. A woman will pack 21 changes of
clothes coz she doesn't know what she'll feel like
wearing each day.
ON RESTROOMS:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.
Women see restrooms as social lounges. Men in
a restroom will not speak to each other. Women
who have never met before will leave a restroom
giggling together like old friends. And NEVER in
the history of the world has a man excused himself
from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I gotta pee.
Samahan mo ako please?"
kindly hook on the link below for details:
http://swatvalley.mail.ever yone.net/email/scripts/attach.pl/uid=5771576143&pn=1&noInline=1&folder=INBOX/Part%201
Later after you have gone thru the content, speak out your mind naman.:gossip:
Thanks a lot guys!!!:tiphat:
==================== ==================== ===============
ON RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her
tear ducts run dry, yaks on and on to her gfs,
writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the
shops at the mall and goes on a full beauty
make-over, all these in a month or less. Then she
goes on with her life. A man only reacts from 6
months to a year after the break-up. This is the 3
a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: "I hate you,
you ruined my life... Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"
ON MATURITY:
Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-
year-old female can effectively care for an infant.
A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink
Emperador. That's why high school romances rarely
work out.
ON PHONE ATTITUDE:
A man uses the phone only if he has something
specific to say: "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym, 8
sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphic
message and hangs up after 6 minutes. A woman
doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend.
She can visit her gal pal for a week and upon
returning home, call the same friend and chat for
three hours!
ON HANDWRITING:
Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us a
headache. Women's letters give men migraine:
she uses scented and colored stationeries and dot
her i's with circles and hearts. She writes to
DUMP him and puts a smiley face of a sunflower
at the end of the letter.
ON DIRECTIONS:
When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gas
station and asks for directions. A male driver
simply won't, even if a little voice inside his head
is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin ng
buhay?" He'll drive around for two hours, trying to
figure a way out!
ON PHOTOGRAPHY:
Men take photography very seriously. They shell
out thousands of pesos for state-of-the-art
cameras and other equipments, build dark rooms
and take photography classes. Women buy
Kodak instamatics... and end up taking better pix.
ON BOXING:
Observe a couple watching a boxing match on
TV. Pacquiao knocks Morales and the wife
says, "Kawawa naman, ang sakit siguro."
Her husband groans, doubles over and actually
feels the pain.
ON VANITY:
Men are vain. They check their reflection on
mirrors every chance they get. Women will check
themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons,
silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald
head.
ON TOYS:
Little girls love toys but outgrow them at age 11 or
12. When little boys grow older, their toys just get
more expensive, not to mention SILLY and
IMPRACTICAL - mini TVs, car; phones, VIDEO
GAMES!
ON DRESSING UP:
Women will dress up to go to the mall, beauty
parlor or even the grocery store at the corner.
Men dress up for weddings.
ON HYGIENE:
A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor,
shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.
A woman has 247, including such indispensable
products as hypoallergenic eye cream, pore
refining;cleanser/toner/essence, dramatically
different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10
and apricot scrubs!!!
ON EATING OUT:
When eating out, men will each throw out large
bills. No one has a smaller bill and some unlucky
guy would end up paying. When women dine out,
as soon as the check arrives, out comes pocket
calculators!!
ON TRAVEL:
If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack for 5
days worth of clothes and he will wear some
things twice. A woman will pack 21 changes of
clothes coz she doesn't know what she'll feel like
wearing each day.
ON RESTROOMS:
Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.
Women see restrooms as social lounges. Men in
a restroom will not speak to each other. Women
who have never met before will leave a restroom
giggling together like old friends. And NEVER in
the history of the world has a man excused himself
from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I gotta pee.
Samahan mo ako please?"
kindly hook on the link below for details:
http://swatvalley.mail.ever yone.net/email/scripts/attach.pl/uid=5771576143&pn=1&noInline=1&folder=INBOX/Part%201