quotable quotes

[KikoyBalayon]

"the relationship between the government and you are like husband and wife, with you being the wife. if you let them have their way, they will cheat on you.. in any case they will cheat anyway.."

-anonymous

[black PeN]

Good morning:)

About marriage:love:...

" A man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him;)."
unknown

[Mr_Ordinary]

``The Stupid speak of the past, the Wise of the present, Fools of the future.``
~Napoleon Bonaparte

[black PeN]

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world it's own shame" Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Irish Poet/ Dramatist;)

[black PeN]

"The BEST work never was and never will be done for money;)." John Ruskin(1819-1900) English Art critic

[Soju6]

You can't pick a family..
But you can pick a friend.

[maimai]

ito paboret ko..



Bitterness is next to Wrinkolness:eek:~~~~ :hihi:



.

[dbsoryah]

"You are talking a lot, but you're not saying anything"...

[mamimo]

"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err." - M.Gandhi

[johnny23]

Vision is when you see it while others don't. Faith is when you do it while others won't.:)

[shiawase]

"You can't talk peace and have a gun..."

[johnny23]

"Love is like an hourglass, when the heart fills up, the brain empties"...sad but true...:(

[kakkoii_daw]

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
-anonymous

[sarpon]

"You can't talk peace and have a gun..."

-Francis M.

[KikoyBalayon]

"some know it all while some act dumb"

[shiawase]

-Francis M.
"some know it all while some act dumb"

hahaha.... actually LSS ko yan ngayon eh... :p


oh eto para sa inyong dalawa....

There are two words that guys hate: "Don't" and "Stop"... Unless those words are spoken together.... :D

[sarpon]

hahaha.... actually LSS ko yan eh... :p


oh eto para sayo sarpon....

There are two words that guys hate: "Don't" and "Stop"... Unless those words are spoken together.... :D

pwede paki tagalog?:)

[Nottinghill]

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

[shiawase]

pwede paki tagalog?:)

ask mo na lang kay #1.... :hihi:

[sarpon]

ask mo na lang kay #1.... :hihi:

dapat boxing ang sports nun e...:D

on topic:

"walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape..."

[Mr_Ordinary]

Challenge, conquer, solution, and win are words which I live daily.
Challenges are opportunities. Conquering them is the inevitable outcome. Solutions are the stepping stones to my success, and winning is my way of life.

~Affirmation on positive problem solving

[johnny23]

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try!

[black PeN]

"A wise man is he who does not grieve for the thing which he has not but rejoices for those which he has." Epictetus (50-120)

[Nottinghill]

"If you want it, all you need to see
is that you need it, if you want to be."

[kakkoii_daw]

"Hurt me!"
-masochist

[KikoyBalayon]

"My pleasure"
-sadist

[Nottinghill]

A thousand reasons for worry,
A thousand reasons for anxiety
Oppress day after day
the fool,
But not the wise man.

(Hitopadesa of Narayana)


"Do your best. Then, don't worry, be happy."
Meher Baba

[kakkoii_daw]

"My pleasure"
-sadist

"Arrrghhh..... More!"
-masochist in response above

[KikoyBalayon]

(whiplash + shun goku satsu)
-sadist in response to request

[infinite_trial]

*いっちゃた*
-- voyeur

:hihi:

[cherryviper]

"Of all the tyrants the world affords,
Our own affections are the fiercest lords." ~ Earl of Sterling~

[kakkoii_daw]

(whiplash + shun goku satsu)
-sadist in response to request
"Harder!..."
-masochist on not enjoying with the above whiplash
*いっちゃた*
-- voyeur
:hihi:
"whip or be whipped?"
-masochist on voyeur

[infinite_trial]

*sticks chewin gum on hole*
-- voyeur

[KikoyBalayon]

[*CENSORED*]
-sadist

:brush:

[infinite_trial]

hmmnn teka mukhang exciting ulet

-- voyeur

[sarpon]

"sino ba kayo?" - pitbull

[mamimo]

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." - W. M. Lewis

[johnny23]

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains! - Yiddish proverb. :)

[hjkl]

RISKS

To laugh is to risk appearing the fool.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach out for another is to risk involvement.
To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self.
To place your ideas and dreams before a crowd is to risk being criticized.
To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To hope is to risk despair.
To try is to risk failure.

But risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

The person who risks nothing does nothing, has nothing and is nothing.

They may avoid suffering and sorrow, but they can not learn, feel, change, grow, love and live.

Chained by their attitudes, they are slaves. They have forfeited their freedom.

For only a person who risks is truly free.

[kakkoii_daw]

"it's fucking excruciating! i can't for the life of me see why anyone would want to do that"

-edward scissorhands on masturbation

[cherryviper]

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway,
the good they do is inconceivable." ~Joseph Addison~

[johnny23]

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein:)

[Mr_Ordinary]

``Compromise will only get you so far and then the rest will just have you driving each other crazy.`` ~ J.H.Abriam :)

[hjkl]

You can't change the world,

But you can change the facts.

And when you change the facts,

You change points of view.

If you change points of view,

You may change a vote.

And when you change a vote,

You may change the world.

M. Gore

[KikoyBalayon]

multiple quotes..



"hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili


"Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya."
-plema


Anung kasalanan ko sayo, iniwan m nalang akong duguan...
-Napkin




"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot



nyetang Buhay to! Itlog itlog! Araw2 na lang itlog!
-Brief

[kakkoii_daw]

"stop choking me or i'm gonna puke..."

-penis

[Nottinghill]

"True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
-La Rochefoucauld

[bluepinky]

Be anxious for nothing, prayerful for everything, thankful for anything.

- D.L. Moody

[oxydo23]

Discretion will protect you,
and understanding will guard you.

[black PeN]

"To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society." Theodore Roosevelt

[mamimo]

“Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes… just be an illusion.”

[kakkoii_daw]

"no id, no entry"

-security guard

[Nottinghill]

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." Sacha Guitry

[cherryviper]

"When the heart is willing to love, it will find a thousand ways.
But when a heart is unwilling, it will find a thousand stupid excuses."

[johnny23]

Clever is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.:)

[kakkoii_daw]

"hala! sige magpakasasa ka! alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo..."

-hipon

[mamimo]

^ :lol: :p


"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide." - M.Gandhi

[Agent007]

hala! sige magpakasasa ka! alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo...

-hipon

:biglaugh:

Hindi lahat ng hinog matamis
- Pigsa

[Wreinman]

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sayo. Ayoko ko lang naman
na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."

-Utot :biglaugh:

[Wreinman]

"You never know what you have till you lose it. And once you lose it, you can never get it back."

-Snatcher :biglaugh:

[Wreinman]

"Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos."

-Winnie d' Pooh :biglaugh:

[johnny23]

If you're not curious, it's a sign that you are
stupid. - Dr. Frank Crane
:D:)

[sitsukoime]

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sayo. Ayoko ko lang naman
na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."

-Utot :biglaugh:

"Hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos."

-Winnie d' Pooh :biglaugh:

"hala! sige magpakasasa ka! alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo..."

-hipon

Ok sa alrayt!!:grinny::gri nny:

[KikoyBalayon]

"kung may kinain, may ilalabas"... :brush:

[black PeN]

"Truth is beautiful without a doubt; but so are lies." Ralph Waldo Emerson US poet, essayist, lecturer (1803-1882)

[kakkoii_daw]

"wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! hindi na nga ako gumalaw dito. ako na nga yung natapakan, sya pa yung galit... bakit ganun?"

-tae

[johnny23]

Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya. - plema.
:eek:

[scion_cho]

At one point, Enrile dared foreign investors to leave the country if they do not respect its institutions.


“You may be a Frenchman, but you cannot outthink a Filipino,” the angry senator told D'Aboville.


To which D'Aboville replied: “I know sir. My wife is a Filipina. I live it on a daily basis.”

taken from:
news link (http://newsinfo.inquirer.ne t/breakingnews/nation/view/20080606-141096/UPDATE-4-Foreign-business-gets-dressing-down-in-Senate)

[sitsukoime]

"wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! hindi na nga ako gumalaw dito. ako na nga yung natapakan, sya pa yung galit... bakit ganun?"

-tae

hahahhahaaa!!! Ang kakkoi mo talaga!:biglaugh::bi glaugh:baho nyan pagnagkataon.:hihi:

[pisay81]

Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya. - plema.
:eek:

Yuck!! :yuck:
Midnight snack time ko pa naman. :D

Okay para 'di OT...seryoso nga lang...

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." - Confucius

[mamimo]

"Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves."

[Mr_Ordinary]

back to school quote:

Knowledge plus Character.. the true goal of education.
~Martin Luther King, Jr.

[johnny23]

I love sleep... My life has a tendency to fall
apart when I'm awake. - Ernest Hemingway. :)

[Wreinman]

”Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo,
babalik at babalik ako!”

-Tibatib :D

[johnny23]

Before computers, memory was something you lost with age; an application was for a job; a program was a tv show; a cursor used profanities; a keyboard was a piano; a web was a spider's home; a virus was the flu; a hard drive was a long trip on the road; a mouse pad was where a mouse live and a 3-inch floppy is something a man just hope nobody ever found out.:D

[Wreinman]

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." :hihi:

- James Holt McGavran

[shiawase]

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty.... what happened to you? :D

-shiranai

[mamimo]

"There are two ways of meeting difficulties, you alter the difficulties or you alter yourself to meet them."

[johnny23]

Love is like a beer. A little makes you hyper but once you have too much of it, you begin to act stupid.

[kakkoii_daw]

"paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo..."

-lego

[Wreinman]

“You lift me up when I feel like going down..”

- Sipon

[johnny23]

Punyetang Buhay to! Itlog itlog! Araw2 na lang itlog!
-Brief

:D

[sweety81]

Is life a joke? Because I don't get it!

I'm like a butterfly - Pretty to see but hard to catch!

God made men first... Then He had a better idea!

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!

What word starts with f and ends in uck?...... Firetruck!

Heaven won't have me and Hell's afraid I'll take over!

I'm on the sea-food diet, I see food and eat it!

I'm hot like fire, sharp like glass, mess with me and I'll kick your ass!

When smurfs are choking, what colour do they turn?!

[kakkoii_daw]

"apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir apir..."

-centipede

[johnny23]

Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEE E!!!!!!!!
-omelette

[louie901]

"ang taong lumakad ng matulin, matinik man ay hindi makakarating sa paroroonan "

ang lalim... di ko ma gets :scratch:

[mamimo]

"The good life is inspired by love and guided by knowledge." :)

[kalypso]

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[mamimo]

“Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.”

[johnny23]

"Hala! sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon

[yeheygen]

" Ang taong Nagpapaka BABA ay ITINATAAS."
" At ang taong Nagpapaka TAAS ay IBINABABA." :D:D

Be Humble.

[Mr_Ordinary]

A reasonable man adjusts himself to the environment and not the other way around. :)

[johnny23]

"Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang
maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong
karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina

[sarpon]

Jenny: Why you so good to me?
Forrest: Coz your my girl
Jenny: I'll always be your girl

[halloween]

Ano sila binebertday? :)

[chepot]

"Great　minds　discuss　 ideas. Average　minds　discus s　event.
Small　minds　discuss　 people."

[itchay]

^one of my favorite eleanor roosevelt quotes. :)


The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark.

- Michelangelo

[timbog]

``Di' bale ng TAMAD, wag lang PAGOD``

:king:

[mamimo]

"Boredom is just the reverse side of fascination: both depend on being outside rather than inside a situation, and one leads to the other."

[KikoyBalayon]

"its perfectly legal to use a person's photo, taken in public, for non-commercial purposes."
here's the catch. you have to take in consideration the moral and ethical aspects..
such as: pornographics, pervert-type of shots..
so while a person can harrass you because you posted his/her photo in public.. he/she cannot sue you for it..

[wired]

Huwag po natin salubungin ang mga taong bumababa, hindi po natin sila kamag-anak.

-LRT Operator

:coffee:

[angelicbkk]

"Don't make promises when you are in joy.
Don't reply when you are sad.
Don't make decisions when you are angry.

Think twice, act wise."

[mamimo]

"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.":eek:

[docomo]

Huwag po natin salubungin ang mga taong bumababa, hindi po natin sila kamag-anak.

-LRT Operator

:coffee:

oo nga naman, may tama ka dyan operator... hahaha ang kulit mo wired :lol:

[johnny23]

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau
ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot

[choelin_chas]

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sau
ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao
ganun mo na lang ako itanggi.."
-utot

:lol: :lol:: :lol:

[JosephSensei]

SERIOUS:
" Ignorance of the law excuses no one."

JOKE:

" Aanhin pa ang EB kung di ka naman kasali."
TFs

[milano]

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"

[ninang]

"strike the iron while still hot";)

[Mr_Ordinary]

Art is I -- Science is We.

[emi_san]

LOVE begins with "hi" and ENDS with "goodbye"...;)

[Mr_RnB]

“The human heart has hidden treasures, In secret kept, in silence sealed; The thoughts, the hopes, the dreams, the pleasures, Whose charms were broken if revealed”
-Charlotte Bronte

[infinite_trial]

There are certain things in life where you know it's a mistake but you don't really know it's a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, "Yup, that was a mistake". So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you'll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not.

- Lily from HIMYM, Milk Episode

[totomai]

sabi dati ng japanese gf ko,

"life is a series of hellos and goodbyes"

ewan ko kung san nya napulot pero di ko nakakalimutan to :p

[halloween]

nakakainis naman itong bidang 'to pero sige na nga quote ko pa rin.

"When I look at you, I see your beauty and grace and know they have grown stronger with every life you have lived. And I know I have spent every life before this one searching for you. Not someone like you but you for your soul and mine must always come together. And then, for a reason neither of us understands, we've been forced to say good-bye."

[kulet.ni.jep]

bat puro naman tungkol sa goodbye ang mga quotes nyo! :D

[johnny23]

The most interesting thing about heart transplants is that one completely loses his own heart and be replaced with someone else's yet still has the feelings for the same person he/she loves. This proves that love works in the minds of people and not in their hearts. Bottomline is, love is a state of mind. You'll learn how to forget only if you try doing so. - Dr. Burke, Grey's Anatomy.

[johnny23]

"wag mo na akong bilugin.."
-kulangot

:D

[KikoyBalayon]

si fafa johnny talaga o...

"the only difference between a paparazzo and a street photographer is that, street photographers are not only limited to celebrities.. " :brush:

[johnny23]

If sex is only what I'm up to, I won’t hold on to you this far, for the pleasure it gives, I can have it by my own. - Jesse Castle Knott

:rolleyes: :eek: :nono: :hihi: :king:

[johnny23]

Sigaw ng nirerape na babae, "Tulong, tulong!"
Rapist: Huwag ka nang humingi ng tulong, kaya ko itong
mag-isa!

:rolleyes: :eek: :nono: :hihi: :king:

[halloween]

"Di naman siya pwede pamato e, panabla pwede." Kakatawa... pagkaka deliver mo pa, aliw. :) Nag-iisa ka lang sa TF, promise. Kakawala ka ng stress.

[Mr_RnB]

``I could be nice or tell the truth. I tell the truth.`` ~Simon Cowell

[Mr_RnB]

Parang di makapaniwala sa narinig,
Di maungkat kung tunay ang natunghayan.

Iba ang pagkawari,
Iba ang napagtanto.

Subalit sa hayagang pagsisiyasat,
Gamit ang syensya at lohika,
Matatagpuang hindi nagsisinungaling ang ebidensya.

~Gush Abelgush

[papa_aj]

"Wag ka mag alala hindi kita pagpapalit. Ikaw parin ang No. 1 :king: Sya naman ang No. 2." -LOLO

[johnny23]

"Wag ka mag alala hindi kita pagpapalit. Ikaw parin ang No. 1 :king: Sya naman ang No. 2." -LOLO
Anung kasalanan ko sayo, iniwan m nalang akong duguan...
-Napkin

[yeheygen]

"Hudas Not Pay" - Jeepney Driver :D

[Mr_RnB]

``Ang mahuli may t@3 sa pw3t!`` ~ Batang nauuna sa takbuhan


:lol:

[johnny23]

Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis…
-pigsa :D



:lol:

[Mr_RnB]

``Hindi lahat ng mataba, malusog.`` ~ veterinarian

[papa_aj]

'Woman's heart is an ocean of secrets' - Rose Dawson (Titanic)

[johnny23]

"hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate"
-regla

:D

[yeheygen]

"My Lovable Princes came. Someday your Prince Charming/Princes will come,maybe he/she just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions." - by :D

[johnny23]

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka
mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[yeheygen]

"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. " :D

[johnny23]

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos"
-winnie d' pooh day



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[yeheygen]

"The man who smiles when things go wrong, has already thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch :D:D

[alamagawa]

Ang buhay parang bola. Nagsisimula sa letrang “B”.

[Wreinman]

"And now you need me because you could no longer stand on your own anymore?"

- viagra :lol::roll::roll:

[halloween]

"Malalaman mong peak na ng summer kapag nagpuputukan na kili kili ng mga tao sa densha." :) :) :)

[smap]

You hurt me once... shame on you. You hurt me twice... shame on me. ....lol:nuts::nuts:: sneaky:

[Mr_RnB]

``pam-param-pam-pam love ko 'to...`` ~Jasmin Trias

:D

[johnny23]

Cge kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!
-deodorant







:D

[Mr_RnB]

``Wala ka na talagang hahanapin pa sa TF...`` :hihi:
~a friend, 23

[Mr_RnB]

``When Love Goes Wrong. Nothing Goes Right.`` ~Guru Pitka

[timbog]

"Wag kayo mag-away, Magmamahal ang tinapay"

[DreamCatcher]

"Great power, comes with great responsibility" ... Uncle Ben!

[Mr_RnB]

``Is the one lying in bed besides you, lying to you?`` ~ from the movie,Torotot

:tongue:

[kokoro214]

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”:D:cool:

[mamimo]

"I'm not afraid of storms, for I'm learning how to sail my ship."

[KikoyBalayon]

"in union there is cement"
- Union Cement Ad

[Mr_RnB]

``Ang pag aasawa ng Hapon at pagtira dito sa Japan ay hindi nangangahulugan ng para kang namumuhay sa isang paraiso.

Balde baldeng luha, sakripisyo, pagtitiis, pasakit ang magiging kalaban mo dito.``

~ AYA, TF senior member.


:king:

[my_i_me]

``Ang pag aasawa ng Hapon at pagtira dito sa Japan ay hindi nangangahulugan ng para kang namumuhay sa isang paraiso.

Balde baldeng luha, sakripisyo, pagtitiis, pasakit ang magiging kalaban mo dito.``

~ AYA, TF senior member.


:king:

"Kailangang may LOVE sa inyong dalawa,para makuha mo ang respeto na gusto mo"_____erokawaiiaya

makikigaya lang po kase natawa ako sa quotable quotes nyo Mr. RnB:biglaugh::biglau gh::biglaugh:

[kidperez]

"...Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try..."

- Homer Simpson -

[timbog]

``A broken heart is the worlds great equalizer coz it can bring down even the strongest man to his knees``

[emi_san]

PATIENCE is a VIRTUE that CARRIES a lot of WAIT:);)

[Guramarasu]

"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."

[Mr_RnB]

"A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do." ~ Bob Dylan