sacrifices
12-27-2006, 10:56 PM
" Grandma's Boyfriend"
A 5 yrs. old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said; " Grandma how come you dont have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?". Grandma replied; Honey my tv is my new boyfriend, I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my T V as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the T V but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Grandma was frustrated she started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door. And there stood Grandma's Minister. The Minister said; " Hello!!! son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied; " Yeah, shes's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend..." THE MINISTER FAINTED.:D
A 5 yrs. old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, He looked up and said; " Grandma how come you dont have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?". Grandma replied; Honey my tv is my new boyfriend, I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my T V as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the T V but the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Grandma was frustrated she started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door. And there stood Grandma's Minister. The Minister said; " Hello!!! son, is your grandma home?" The little boy replied; " Yeah, shes's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend..." THE MINISTER FAINTED.:D